this is my obligatory teenage rant at the 'system' and the media and such.

Bulletin

I am being informed that new drugs are being inhaled, injected, illegalised, relegalised, regulated, advertised and implied, that hoods now carry death sentence on four continents, that the internet has made soup of my brain your brain his brain, that within 50 years the population will triple, halve, move underground, evolve and grow new limbs, that every years five deaths are caused by drink ice-skating, intoxicated carpentry, solvency issues and the media, that cancer can now be caused by binge drinking, benefit fraud, cats and breathing, that the planet has exploded, deflated rotated and changed, caused volcanoes in Swindon-upon-Trent-upon-tee, and the polar bears wont quite make it, that your best friend is a fundamentalist extremist neo-crypto-fascist terrorist and the communists are back remember them? Now if you haven’t had your fill we are now beaming out on HD, blueray, hi-fi, lo-fi, no-fi, satellite, digital and cable on every minute of every hour of every 3-5 working days